The person who I was when I took this chicken out the freezer is not the same person I am now that I have to cook it.” ...
While we can’t endorse what X has become, we can bring you the worthwhile moments that still exist there, curated and free of the surrounding chaos.
“just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward” ...
“My husband is using the peloton and all I can hear is him breathing heavily and singing Since U Been Gone” ...