I clearly remember receiving a sharp slap across the chops from my old man if I ever dared utter the word “no” to him. (Especially if it were the answer to “Get Daddy another beer from the fridge.”) ...

As proven earlier, BABIES ARE STUPID!! And for those who need further proof, look no further than stupid, stupid baby Bennett who is so stupid he can’t even eat a meal without falling asleep.

A baby erupts into uncontrollable hysterics at the sight of someone ripping paper. YOU, you stupid baby, are the reason shows like Two and a Half Men made it as long as they did! You think ripping ...

HEY! Yeah, YOU! The stupid baby with the basketball! What are you going to do with the basketball, you stupid baby? You think you can shoot it into the basket? HAAAAA!! I would love to see you try. I ...